Ecstasy is a preference for the habitual drug user or what is known as (greglife)
and morning lyins can be achieved if you go out clubbing the whole duration of what
is known as (greglife)

Greg's got unemployment benefit, he spends it on copulas amounts of drugs, 
His dealers, they love a bit of it.

Who's that larger lout belching... you should cut down on your Stella mate... 
Drink some Tea!

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ALL THE NARCOTICS
SO MANY NARCOTICS,
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
TO HELP GREG THROUGH HIS' GREGLIFE

Don't know what I mean?

He gets up when he wants except on Wednesdays, 
when he has to go looking for employment.

He puts his trousers on, drinks twenty cups of tea
and carefully considers getting out of bed.

He goes clubbing every weekend, he sometimes pills 
his fuckin tits off, it gives him a sense of enormous well being.

And then he's happy for the rest of the night, just so long as he has plenty
of tea bags and milk, safe in the knowledge next weekend's only 
five days away. (greglife)

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Greglife (greglife)
Greglife (greglife)

It's got nothing to do with fitting in with acceptable social norms you know.
And it's not about you doggers who go in and out of lots of different cars.
Greglife (greglife)

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