Martin ate the weed-worms, and they gave him nasty gout
He really couldn't take the pain so he started to scream and shout!

The weed-worms are coming, to get you in your dreams
You may think I'm only joking, but they're realer than they seem!

Martin was a Surrey geezer
He used to like making tea and cake whilst listening to Weezer
But now Martin's dead and lying in a mortuary freezer

You should be careful, not to eat the weed-worms too!
As tasty as they are, they’ll rupture your intestines and make your toes turn blue!