Mini, get away
Get a good job to buy lots of Mini bits and you're O.K.
Mini, full tank of gas
Grab that Momo wheel with both hands, get a Burr Walnut dash
Mini car, Keith Calver, 1293 daydream,
Think I'll buy me some Auto-gleam
Mini, get back
Don't trip on my trolley-jack, keep your greasy hands off my two-pack
Classic Minis, they're a hit
Don't give me that BWM Mini bullshit
I'm in a Sports Pack Cooper travelling west
And I think I need a Nitrous Oxide kit

Mini, it saves time 
Dash through traffic, home early for a slice of hot pie
Happiness so they say
Is so very mini-shaped today
But if you ask for road-tax exemption it's no surprise that they're giving none away